Draft (Article 1)
* For everyone that doesn’t know, no black people (niggers) are allowed in the league. * Everyone must be present for the draft on time, or a Kicker will be picked for you in all of the rounds that you are not here. * Your draft pick must be picked between 1-2 minutes, or a kicker will be chosen. * Before entering the draft lair (Ryan’s basement), you must pay the league fee. Including money for the league and food. (TBA) * Just want to reiterate it, no niggers.
* We do a snake draft; random “pulling out of the hat” chooses pick position. * If you pick the same player twice, you get laughed at and spit on. (Loogies) * We will be implementing a draft board sed year, so pay attention… * All rule changes will be voted on at the draft. Proposed rule changes must not be gay, or include niggers. Majority Rules style. * Only NFL players can be drafted…. LOLZ
* We will make a “draft playlist” with everyone picking a couple of songs that they can play while drafting (to get in the zone).
Regular Season (Article 2)
* Make sure to set an eligible line up each week (all spots must be filled), or we will spit on you. And your nickname for the week will be nigger. * No intentional losses. If you are suspected of it, the rest of the league will vote on it, and if you are found guilty, both players will receive a loss, and get spat on by everyone. * Collusion, if two teams are found to be working together, or one person intentionally loses a game, you will lose playoff eligibility. * No Buys still, that’s a given.
* Must post at least once on the message board a week, mandatory.
Trading (Article 3)
* No trade backs, if you trade a player to somebody, you can’t receive that player back in a trade for at least 3 weeks. * If you get trade
raped, it is your fault, and nothing will be done for you. * If you intentionally do a bad trade, and it is found out/decided by the league, it will be voted on, and playoff eligibility may be lost. * Three-way trade are allowed, but make sure to contact the commissioner so they know nobody is getting trade raped.
Post Season (Article 4)
* 2 best teams from each division will go to the playoffs, divisions will be chosen out of a hat. * 2 weeks per game.
* Seeding decided by regular season record.
* If they split their regular season matchup, it goes by points scored. * If a nigger pulls a fast one on us, and somehow gets into the league, and then gets into the playoffs, they will be 10th grade Mr. Lynched.
Championship (Article 5)
* 2 weeks to decide it all.
* Highest point total clearly wins…
* In the event of a tiebreaker, the two participants will compete in a gentleman’s challenge decided by the league. (Most likely Spoons). * Name of the championship game will be voted on at the draft. * Contenders have to be names or nicknames of girls in our highschool i.e. Bonser, Bashcock, Reiner. * Losers’ Tournament – Of the 6 teams that do not make the playoffs, the 4 worst records among them will be entered into a loser’s tournament. The losers’ tournament is two weeks per round and set up like the winner’s tournament, except the loser advances. Loser of the tournament must adhere to a gentleman’s agreement (decided on at the draft). Ex – Shave your head