Don’t get me started on lies. We all have done it, but what really infuriates me are the obvious lies this generation of teenagers tell. For example, when girls claim that that is their hair, two minutes later they are running from an angry horse! No, that is not your hair. Stop lying to yourself. Either their weave looks stiff, without movement or their hair extensions look ratty, frizzy or they are simply not matched properly colour wise. What are you trying to look like? A bag of skittles? Girls claim to be at the gym, posting tweets on twitter claiming that they are on their way to the gym and telling people how they are on a diet. So since when is kfc on the way to the gym? I walk past the shop and i think to myself ‘hey? I thought i said you were at gym?’. If you claim you are on a diet, then why are you eating the chicken in kfc? Girl, stop fronting. Another lie that has come to my attention that girls tell guys is that they will be ready in five minutes. If you believe that a girl will be ready in five minutes, you are a fool. This is women i am talking about.
When they say that they will be ready in five minutes, what they are really attempting to express to you is ‘’give me another hour’’ because they still have to paint their nails, or curl their hair or do their makeup or still choose their outfit, then get their friends to check their outfits and makeup and hair because getting ready to where ever they go, 4 hours isn’t enough time. You could give a girl a whole week to get ready with her friends and they still won’t be ready on time. They will use every second of that time doing all those girly activities that you do when you have a slumber party, like make facials from food in your house, practising dance moves, reading a magazine, and having a drink. This stuff is like sacred to them. Next, what irritates me also, would be, when i am on twitter or instagram or even facebook, and i see a picture of a girls face, and the caption says ‘hash tag no makeup’. Girls, stop lying to everyone.
You blatantly just went to your bathroom, smothered yourself in foundation and all the makeup you have available in your house, just to take a picture in which you look like a clown. Or even worse, you look like chuckie. Moving on swiftly, when girls lie and claim they are so interested in football, and act like they know the off side rule. No you don’t know the off side rule, and no its not when the player is not on side in the game. Stop trying to get the boys attention by pretending you even know what football is. Just go back to your dolly house and read a book. Get your education. Quit being a procrastinator. You are just making yourself look like a fool. Now, the lies that guys tell, which are exasperating, are when they say, for example ‘hey babe, just sitting here thinking about how beautiful you are’. I am not stupid, do you guys not realise, that girls know you send those chat up lines to about five or ten other girls?
How many girls are you attempting to indoctrinate into us chasing you. No. We are smarter than that because we discuss boys and their silly immature chat up lines. Like for example, i went out with my friends and the same guy who was texting me thirsty messages like ‘i want to make you my girl’ and ‘you’re the only one for me’, was the same guy who was also texting my friend saying the exact same phrases, as if i wouldn’t find out. Us girls, we do talk you know, the power we have to find things out, is amazing. Do not underestimate us, because we will find out. Furthermore, when guys say ‘she’s just my really good friend’. No. You’re just angry you got flung into the ‘friend zone’ by a beautiful, smart, funny girl whom you cannot have and therefore are covering your true feelings and trying to style out the rejection. Just be yourself.